Nov 12, 2022
A sentence a month
I had very high hopes.
Last years’ bangs were not drastic enough.
Have I told you how much I hate Germany?
It’s not Germany, it’s me, and now I use pomade in my hair.
Welcome to trolls.
I continue to provide myself intense comedic relief.
This pink coffee mug limits the number of “sirs” I get in a day.
I can finally use Bobby pins again.
Germans and I agree on peeing on the side of the highway
It rained for 8 weeks going into Fall.
My bike is my best friend here.
I panic purchased a stick shift, then I panic purchased a Volvo, but this time it was a good choice.
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